An unlucky palworld player got the most useless pal in the game

Gaston Cooney

❘ published: 2024-02-09T15:58:00 ❘ Update: 2024-02-09T15:58:07

A Palworld player managed to cultivate panking that perfectly embodies the energy of a “middle manager”, evoking the sympathy of other fans through humor.

Palworld isn’t just about catching pals. Players can get their hands on each pal by hatching eggs from the eggs they find, as well as breeding with other companions. Breeding pals is unlocked once players build a breeding farm at their base.

Breeding Pals is how players can unlock Fusion Pals, a unique species of Pals whose appearance is a mix of both their parents. This sometimes even results in companions with truly powerful stats.

However, breeding Pals doesn’t always guarantee the most fruitful results, as one unlucky player recently discovered.

He shared a screenshot of his panking, which he called “useless”, noting his passive skills. “Do absolutely nothing.”

After analyzing Panking’s figures, he asserted that he “Gives 0% total bonus to attack and 0% to working speed.”

“Rename it middle management,” One user jokingly replied, eliciting broad agreement from other participants in the thread.

Another user suggested that the author had only two options as to what to do with her friend Pal “Useless”. “Mr. Middle Manager can either go to the condenser for the common good or have a meeting with a hatchet.”

Dark humor aside, this is practical advice for a game where you can cook and eat allies and enslave people.

But, as of this writing, the fate of this particular panking is unknown.