It is the happiest place in Calabasas.
Kris Jenner experienced the thrill of her life on this week’s episode of “The Kardashians” when she stopped by a gas station car wash for what seemed like the first time.
“This is like Disneyland!” her 66-year-old mother exclaimed as she and her daughter Kylie Jenner spent an entire day living like the rest of the peasants. “We have to bring the children here! This is so fun.”
Kylie, 24, joked that the car wash experience was a “tourist attraction” as Kris declared it “the best $12 experience ever.” [she] never spent.”
But that was only part of his foray into the simple life.
“I just think when I’m pregnant, I just want to feel really normal,” Kylie, who was pregnant with her son when they filmed the episode, told her mom earlier in the episode before the couple decided grocery shopping would be “good for his soul”.
Kris admitted, “I haven’t been to a grocery store in two years… One of the things that gets a bit tricky is privacy. I stopped going to the grocery store because people in the grocery store were sneakily taking photos and then all of a sudden the paparazzi showed up. It was difficult.”
Highlights of their outing included discovering that sweet potato tater tots exist and that Kylie doesn’t like cookie dough with two pieces of chocolate.
“I just need the experience of paying, I’ve been waiting for this for years,” Kris said as she pushed the shopping cart toward the register, before being instructed to tap or insert her card into the machine, not swipe.
The couple then got even more adventurous by filling their car with gas. Kris was so excited that she almost forgot to turn off the car before pumping.
Oh well, we don’t explode. That’s the good news,” said Kris, always upbeat. “It went off, now what?”
As he struggled to put the bomb away, he added: “Just like riding a bike.”
Kris, who is normally busy helping her five daughters run their various business empires, admitted that her casual morning with her youngest daughter was “one of the best times she’s had in a long time.”
In an earlier episode this season, 26-year-old Kendall Jenner was criticized for not knowing how to cut cucumbers properly.
“Kendall Jenner trying to cut a fucking cucumber is the most tragic thing he has ever witnessed,” one fan tweeted.
The clip, which went viral, used a series of videos of people trying to do housework like Kendall.
“She’s not happy about it,” Khloé Kardashian revealed this week on the “Not Skinny But Not Fat” podcast.
New episodes of “The Kardashians” air Thursdays on Hulu.